Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned th...

They rizzin' on me (yuh, ay, ay)

I finessed in Ohio (ay, ‘nessed)

I make sure Ohio eat (yeah, yeah)

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

Opening up Reddit, Imma see some dank memes

N’ they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

I just wanna be your sigma

Baby gronk the new rizz king (ay, wait)

And still

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

You're so skibidi

Always occupyin’ on my bacon, egg, and cheese

Yuh

Gyatt’s Plan

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

I got back from Ohio (yuh)

Freaking come here

Drinkin’ all this Prime is a struggle for me

I feel good in Ohio (ay, don’t)

Skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet, skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet.

You know I got R-I-Z (yeah, wait)

They rizzin' on me

Saw the Grimace shake so I had to buy 3

I just saw a gyatt, I had to hit the griddy

Gyatt’s plan

DJ Khaled let’s go to the beach

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

You're so fanum tax

If you're from Ohio do not call me zesty

They rizzin' on me

Don't pull up at 6 AM, I'm watching Mr. Beast

Give me your Ohio

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?